{"product_id":"calculated-risk-bad-at-math-bird-enamel-pin","title":"“Calculated Risk, Bad at Math” Bird Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"646\" data-end=\"729\"\u003eLook, you \u003cem data-start=\"656\" data-end=\"661\"\u003edid\u003c\/em\u003e weigh up the pros and cons. You just… miscalculated. Spectacularly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"950\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"785\"\u003e“Calculated Risk, Bad at Math” Bird Enamel Pin\u003c\/strong\u003e is a love letter to every chaotic decision that “seemed fine at the time” – extra degree, double shift, new committee, back-to-back night duty… you know the ones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"952\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003eThe pin features a brightly coloured bird on a purple–blue background with the text wrapped around the edge:\u003cbr data-start=\"1060\" data-end=\"1063\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1063\" data-end=\"1127\"\u003e“THE RISK I TOOK WAS CALCULATED, BUT MAN, AM I BAD AT MATH.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1127\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003eIt’s the perfect self-drag for high-functioning goblins everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1199\" data-end=\"1221\"\u003ePin it on when you’ve:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1223\" data-end=\"1378\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1223\" data-end=\"1267\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1225\" data-end=\"1267\"\u003eAgreed to \u003cem data-start=\"1235\" data-end=\"1250\"\u003ejust one more\u003c\/em\u003e overtime shift\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1268\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1270\" data-end=\"1308\"\u003eEnrolled in another course “for fun”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1309\" data-end=\"1378\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1311\" data-end=\"1378\"\u003eSaid “sure, I can take that on” with absolutely no time or energy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1380\" data-end=\"1414\"\u003eWhy it belongs in your collection:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1875\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1416\" data-end=\"1528\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1528\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1418\" data-end=\"1448\"\u003ePainfully relatable humour\u003c\/strong\u003e – especially for healthcare workers, educators \u0026amp; students juggling 900 things\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1529\" data-end=\"1630\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1531\" data-end=\"1630\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1531\" data-end=\"1554\"\u003eDurable hard enamel\u003c\/strong\u003e – smooth, glossy finish that holds up to long shifts and overstuffed bags\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1631\" data-end=\"1716\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1633\" data-end=\"1716\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1633\" data-end=\"1659\"\u003eBold, colourful design\u003c\/strong\u003e – stands out on scrubs, lab coats, backpacks and denim\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1717\" data-end=\"1875\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1719\" data-end=\"1875\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1719\" data-end=\"1735\"\u003eEasy gifting\u003c\/strong\u003e – comes on a sleek backing card, perfect for colleagues, supervisors, study buddies or that friend who’s always in “organized chaos” mode\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1877\" data-end=\"2039\"\u003eGreat for nurses, doctors, paramedics, allied health, med\/health students, teachers, lab staff and any human who keeps rolling the dice and learning on the fly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2041\" data-end=\"2154\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eWear it as your official badge of honour: you may be bad at math, but you’re elite at surviving the consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PREREQ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42653691576386,"sku":null,"price":9.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0606\/0546\/4642\/files\/IMG_9725.jpg?v=1763964253","url":"https:\/\/prereq.com.au\/products\/calculated-risk-bad-at-math-bird-enamel-pin","provider":"PREREQ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}