{"product_id":"natural-selection-interference-squad-ambulance-enamel-pin","title":"“Natural Selection Interference Squad” Ambulance Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"675\" data-end=\"746\"\u003eYou didn’t choose chaos. Chaos chose you… and then called an ambulance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"748\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"752\" data-end=\"815\"\u003e“Natural Selection Interference Squad” Ambulance Enamel Pin\u003c\/strong\u003e is a tongue-in-cheek tribute to the heroes constantly preventing humans from removing themselves from the gene pool. Front and centre is a detailed ambulance with \u003cstrong data-start=\"979\" data-end=\"1021\"\u003e“Natural Selection Interference Squad”\u003c\/strong\u003e emblazoned beneath it – because if there’s a bad idea, someone will try it, and you’ll end up doing observations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1202\"\u003eWear it where the other goblins of healthcare will appreciate it:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1204\" data-end=\"1484\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1204\" data-end=\"1299\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1206\" data-end=\"1299\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1206\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003eOn scrubs or uniform\u003c\/strong\u003e – especially in ED, ICU, retrieval, event medicine or pre-hospital\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1300\" data-end=\"1389\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1302\" data-end=\"1389\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1302\" data-end=\"1321\"\u003eOn your lanyard\u003c\/strong\u003e – the perfect conversation starter at handover and in the tearoom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1390\" data-end=\"1484\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1392\" data-end=\"1484\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1392\" data-end=\"1437\"\u003eOn backpacks, gear bags or first aid kits\u003c\/strong\u003e – a subtle warning label: you’ve seen things\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1486\" data-end=\"1525\"\u003eWhy it earns a spot in your collection:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1953\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1627\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1529\" data-end=\"1627\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1529\" data-end=\"1561\"\u003ePitch-black, accurate humour\u003c\/strong\u003e – celebrates the reality of frontline work without naming names\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1628\" data-end=\"1727\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1630\" data-end=\"1727\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1630\" data-end=\"1653\"\u003eDurable hard enamel\u003c\/strong\u003e – smooth, glossy and built to survive shifts, call-outs and code browns\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1728\" data-end=\"1801\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1730\" data-end=\"1801\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1730\" data-end=\"1748\"\u003eVersatile size\u003c\/strong\u003e – noticeable but not obnoxious on uniforms or bags\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1802\" data-end=\"1953\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1804\" data-end=\"1953\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1804\" data-end=\"1831\"\u003eGift-ready backing card\u003c\/strong\u003e – ideal for graduating paramedic\/med\/nursing students, new ED staff or that colleague who always gets the wildest cases\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1955\" data-end=\"2159\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eFor paramedics, nurses, doctors, first responders and first aid nerds who spend their lives interrupting natural selection with bandages, drugs and sheer stubbornness – this pin salutes your interference.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PREREQ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42653673455682,"sku":null,"price":9.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0606\/0546\/4642\/files\/IMG_9724.jpg?v=1763963845","url":"https:\/\/prereq.com.au\/products\/natural-selection-interference-squad-ambulance-enamel-pin","provider":"PREREQ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}