“Calculated Risk, Bad at Math” Bird Enamel Pin

Look, you did weigh up the pros and cons. You just… miscalculated. Spectacularly.

The “Calculated Risk, Bad at Math” Bird Enamel Pin is a love letter to every chaotic decision that “seemed fine at the time” – extra degree, double shift, new committee, back-to-back night duty… you know the ones.

The pin features a brightly coloured bird on a purple–blue background with the text wrapped around the edge:
“THE RISK I TOOK WAS CALCULATED, BUT MAN, AM I BAD AT MATH.”
It’s the perfect self-drag for high-functioning goblins everywhere.

Pin it on when you’ve:

• Agreed to just one more overtime shift

• Enrolled in another course “for fun”

• Said “sure, I can take that on” with absolutely no time or energy

Why it belongs in your collection:

• Painfully relatable humour – especially for healthcare workers, educators & students juggling 900 things

• Durable hard enamel – smooth, glossy finish that holds up to long shifts and overstuffed bags

• Bold, colourful design – stands out on scrubs, lab coats, backpacks and denim

• Easy gifting – comes on a sleek backing card, perfect for colleagues, supervisors, study buddies or that friend who’s always in “organized chaos” mode

Great for nurses, doctors, paramedics, allied health, med/health students, teachers, lab staff and any human who keeps rolling the dice and learning on the fly.

Wear it as your official badge of honour: you may be bad at math, but you’re elite at surviving the consequences.

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